Imagine how is touch the sky
return here, please carts, i’m begging you
don’t dead open inside
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
Me when I walk with my mom somewhere
are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell
somehow I’m both
- guy: *touches girl on the arm*
- girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
me as a prom dj
"time to slow things down a little blt"
*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*