boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself
this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here.
did you just
This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.
I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
(Source: transparent-like-your-balls, via dickflickmoment)
"You’re too old to be playing Pokemon"
time sure flies when you take a nap
you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like
santana lopez + text posts (part three)
when bae sets up a surprise date <3
i want a t shirt saying “les mis wasnt set during the french revolution. what happened in les mis wasnt even a goddamn revolution it was a small rebellion and it didnt go very well”