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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

(via brittana-feels)

brucetimms:

when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself

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(via brooklynvampire)

(Source: best-of-memes, via slightlyoddbutcharming)

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

(Source: transparent-like-your-balls, via dickflickmoment)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via dickflickmoment)

ass-bending:

"You’re too old to be playing Pokemon"

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

officialfrenchtoast:

time sure flies when you take a nap

officialfrenchtoast:

time sure flies when you take a nap

(via brooklynvampire)

(Source: nutstradamus, via rumgalaxy)

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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(via brooklynvampire)

santana lopez + text posts (part three)

(via beyondcanon)

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

(via ryanvallejo)

(Source: britney2007spears, via wreckitronnie)

vinnno:

u kno what she thinkin

vinnno:

u kno what she thinkin

(via shrugging)

humorstop:

did I tell you to go out 

humorstop:

did I tell you to go out 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

grantire:

i want a t shirt saying “les mis wasnt set during the french revolution. what happened in les mis wasnt even a goddamn revolution it was a small rebellion and it didnt go very well”

(via dragonlord-drakan)

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